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1. Acceptance of Terms
These Terms apply to all visitors, users, and contributors. We may update them at any time — continued use means you accept the changes.
2. Use of Content
- You may read, share, and link to our articles.
- You may quote up to 100 words with clear credit and a link: Source: The Last Updates – [full URL]
- You may not copy entire articles, republish, scrape, or use our content for AI training or commercial products without written permission.
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- You retain ownership of your content.
- You grant us a worldwide, royalty-free, perpetual license to use, edit, publish, and promote it (with credit unless you request anonymity).
- We can remove or reject anything false, harmful, illegal, or just plain boring.
4. Prohibited Activities
You agree not to:
- Hack, DDoS, or interfere with the Site.
- Spam, harass, or impersonate anyone (including Akihiko Kondo).
- Upload viruses, malware, or anything that makes our server cry.
5. Intellectual Property
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6. Third-Party Links
We link to external sites for context. We are not responsible for their content, privacy practices, or whether they sell Labubu dolls.
7. Disclaimer of Warranties & Limitation of Liability
- The Site is provided “as-is.” We don’t guarantee 100 % uptime or that every story is real (we update when proven wrong).
- We are not liable for emotional distress caused by cosmic bats, parrot detectives, or hologram divorces.
- Maximum liability: one (1) virtual sheep hug.
8. Governing Law
These Terms are governed by the laws of curiosity and the Kingdom of Morocco. Disputes shall be resolved via interpretive dance or email.
9. Contact
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